Guys think it's "pretty cool" when you eat?

Tonight I met up with a guy that I met in March at a Beer Garden in Williamsburg, the first time he approached me he just stood in front of me with a blank stare on his face and said "uhh fuck dude" & walked away. Then two hours later, we met face to face again .. literally, face to face .. because he actually fell on me. His roommate told me that tripping and having him land on top of me would have been the only way he would have had the balls to talk to me. This was accurate, you can't exactly fall on another person and not address the situation. Apparently, this was a stunt these kid's pulled frequently, tripping each other.  In which he actually ended up falling on top of me, I can't say that i was impressed, but when someone is on top of you, you have no choice but to hear them out. I wish i could say this was the first time a guy has fallen on me at a bar, I hope this pick up method wasn't featured in a men's magazine. I asked him if he was suffering from a chemical imbalance and he replied by poking me in my nose with his index finger and saying "shhhhhh". He was pretty hot, I gave him my number because I really had no idea what to do at that point. He was actually pretty cute in a Lenny from Of Mice & Men kind of way, he seemed harmless enough. We have hung out about ten times since meeting in March, 2 bar scenario's, 3 Mcarren Park experiences in which I watched him skateboard while I drew on the pavement with side walk chalk " _____ be fallen on bitches". He helped me resurrect my "ollie", it took about two hours to prove to him that I could ollie .. 7th grade was a really long time ago. Unlike him i didn't have the luxury of skateboarding around for living and falling on whoever i wanted. We went out to eat 4 times and I watched 5 episodes of cops with him and his roommates. We haven't done more than kiss, it's a strange relationship. Tonight we met up walked around and then got some dinner. Normally, dinner dates put me right over the edge. I am not one for eating, especially in front of guys. It takes me a long time to chow down in front of a guy. I have guy friend's that I have hung out with from college, and after 3 years they still claim to have never seen me eat food. I understand this is a bit creepy but in all honesty i stopped eating dinner really around the age of nineteen. Three meals a day in NYC, fuck off .. that's pipe dreams. Tonight I was so hungry that I didn't care what the fuck this kid thought about me, It was my first meal of the day. I ordered a grilled chicken DELUXE, yeah .. DELUXE. This sandwich was so big I could barely wrap my mouth around it. I swore I must have not even come up for air once while indulging in this man meal. The last three times we went out to dinner I ordered my usual, diet coke and coffee. When i finally came to after finishing my sandwich he was staring at me. I immediately asked him, "what the fuck are you looking at?" & he laughed and said "that was pretty cool, I have never actually seen you eat before.. it's good to know". I was a little confused by this statement. I asked him if he really took it to heart that I wouldn't eat in front of him and he told me he totally did and that after our dinner date it was almost a deal breaker. I really couldn't believe he was saying this, really? I had to ask him if this was something guys concern them selves with and he said it totally was. I asked how so and he told me not to get all weirded out but "If i ever wifed you up and you were pregnant with my child and drinking diet coke and coffee I'd be pretty pissed off, but other than your weird thing with food you could be something worth linking up with on a more serious level". I started laughing so hard, I was amazed at this response. He got really red in the face and said "you are never going to let me live this down are you?" I told him i might be able to forget about it now that i know i am in the official running to bare his children. I decided to stop making fun of him because I kind of saw him in a totally different light. I had one slip up at the deli in which he asked asked what i was doing on my phone and i told him i was downloaded the "i ovulation" app and put my hand out for a high five. But I actually had a decent evening, I am always pleasantly surprised that some guys aren't actually huge pieces of shit .. which is sad, because it isn't fair to the one's who aren't.

<3 Peace love & nourishment ??